my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME
me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off
one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school
and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person
*white guy voice* i backpacked through europe
This just in:
Only White American Males™ are interested in taking advantage of what money they might have available to them in order to explore other cultures and countries. Sometimes they even talk about such a significant experience.
Bastards the lot of them.
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if i had a nickel for every time i heard what you just said to me i wouldn’t have that much money because realistically speaking i don’t hear anything often enough to make a profit