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divination:

my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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bastardlybrendan:

khaleesiminogue:

*white guy voice* i backpacked through europe

This just in:
Only White American Males™ are interested in taking advantage of what money they might have available to them in order to explore other cultures and countries. Sometimes they even talk about such a significant experience.

Bastards.

Bastards the lot of them.

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oknope:

i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

bombing:

if i had a nickel for every time i heard what you just said to me i wouldn’t have that much money because realistically speaking i don’t hear anything often enough to make a profit

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet